Hairy Little Monkey's Obsession

I’ve a work mate here who is into Herbalife – some cultish product that one is meant to inveigle your friends and family into.

He (and let’s cloak him in the secure cloak of a nickname – Hairy Little Monkey) is obsessed with selling it, networking with people and generally doing the whole Herbalife thang.

The Hairy Little Monkey spends more time here on the phones doing his networking than he does doing his actual job.

This throws more work onto me and our other colleague.

Death and shitfire.

Oh managerial powers of observation, where are you?